Friday, June 14, 2013

The Sky I Scrape (Bulgaria)


Getting off the train in Bulgaria, the storm clouds loomed above and I was forced into a Lada (mass produced commie vehicle) with a hillbilly looking guy who said he would drive me and two of my companions to the hotel. His car was forty years old and as basic as they come, and as I sat in the front the guy was creeping me out with his awkward enthusiasm to practice a bit of English, making me think he was wrong in the head. I thought I was going to be told to squeal like a pig before too long. But no, he dropped at our accommodation, helped unload our packs and waved us off with his toothless grin. Thanks fella.

Our first stop was a small town called Veliko Tarnovo, and it didn’t take too long to see the scythes and horse drawn carts. It’s a nice town, perched on a small canyon forged by the river.

When I got in a taxi and asked to go to a nearby village for a look, the driver was smiling and shaking his head. I couldn’t understand it, it was only a few kms away, why wouldn’t he take us there? So I repeated myself, said the name of the village slower and offered him a little more money than we were told would be enough to get us there. Again he shook his head with a wide grin. And then I remembered; here, shaking your head from side to side is positive, meaning yes, or I agree, whereas nodding your head is the negative. I got caught like that on a few occasions.

The capital, Sofia, has a great name and a nice church and that’s about it. Like Romania, the action is out in the countryside and up in the mountains.

Next we took a public bus up into the mountains and visited a monastery. It was impressive but I was more taken aback by the mountain landscape, the pine forests, and the streams raging with snow melt. This would have been a great place to stay longer and do a few hikes.

 
Next we stopped in a small village called Gorno Draglishte, and this was one of the bsolutye highlights of the trip. Myself and another guy walked up to a chapel on a nearby hill and had the amazing panoramic views of the surrounding mountains. It was a great afternoon and as we kept walking along the ridge of the hill, the evening set in and the colours of the clouds were changing every few minutes. Joe and I wandered around these empty hills for hours just breathing it all in.

 
 
 
 
 
The house we stayed was somebody’s home and they put on a feast for us. The next day the village had an annual show and we got to see dancing, singing and everybody in town come out to watch. After seeing so many bullshit ‘local performance’ tourist trap fakes over the years, it was nice to see something that they were doing just for themselves, and we just happened to be there on a the right day. We got lucky.

Later that day we drove up into the hills to a bear sanctuary. This organisation confiscates or purchases bears off gypsies who train them to dance, fight each other, or fight with humans. The bears we saw had suffered from years of abuse and malnutrition and most were kept from hibernating. Some looked so gnarly I wondered how they could still be alive, and one or two were obviously mentally ill – and you’d think that would be hard to spot in an animal, but im telling you  these bears were messed up. Some had half their jaws missing, or had big gaps in their face where big rings had been. Some looked healthy though, and for the second time that day we were given a performance; a very rare one we were told.

I rated him 9/10 for stamina, 2/10 for technique.

 
Our next stop in the mountains was Bansko, which applied to host the upcoming winter Olympics. It’s a ski resort town and not very exciting, but its close proximity to the highest and grandest mountains make it a must stop coming through Bulgaria. A few of us did a hike up into the hills to get to an alpine lake. It was one of the most epic landscapes I’ve ever been in.

 
 
 
 
Final town in Bulgaria was Plovidv. Not a whole heap to see here…Our hotel didn’t allow smoking or guns so I had to leave my cigarettes and my gun with the receptionist.

 
In Bulgaria someone flashed the colourful currency of a place called Australia and for a moment I wanted that to be my next country. Same thing happened when I saw a black Prado. But then I heard some news of a footy player doing something dumb or that things were getting exciting on ‘The Voice’ or ‘Masterchef’, and I thought thank F I’m in Bulgaria. And I don’t know where I’m going next, but I know exactly where I don’t want to be.   

From Plovdiv we caught an overnight bus down and into Turkey (with immigration and customs processing from 1 – 3 a.m.). I was so happy to be in Istanbul, because I had booked for 17 days and I thought I could kick back and relax for a couple of weeks. Oh how wrong I was…


 











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